OK,I have not been to the cinema for over a year,I have not been to a packed cinema for a very long time,(I think the last was Fight club)
So as I walked into the cinema I was horrified to find all these people jammed into the first 20 rows,I finally arrived at the 2nd row from the front and found a row of free seats,bonds been out for weeks so I was guessing the interest would have died off,I guessed wrong and my reward will be a sore neck at the end if this viewing.
I like Daniel Craig,he is probably the best actor that has ever played 007,he is cool without being too much of a cliché character,this bond can get hurt and in the first part of this adventure he ends up getting shot and presumed dead,part of me was aching for this to be the end of Bond,would have to be the bravest and boldest move by any director,Kill bond and let M fill in for him for the rest of the movie, this would have been nice but surprise surprise Bond washes up on a beach…
I was then distracted by my new neighbour / stranger who was sat to my left,she was sending a tweet on her phone,the light from her phone caught my attention,as I looked down at her phone she wrote Oh my god,Bond dies! I had no interest in her tweets but my blood was boiling as I felt her distraction was rude and unbelievably inconsiderate,a few minutes later the light from her phone lit up again,false alarm folks,bond lives! I carried on looking at her phone until she noticed me,she saw me looking and closed it down,I started to fantasize about grabbing her phone if she opened it again and flinging it in the direction of the screen (5 yards away)
Back to Bond… I will always go and see James Bond,but the reason I went in the past was for the outstanding action sequences,Brosnan was pretty good at this,he was a very slick and almost a super Bond,with regards to his stunts as they always looked impossible.
Daniel Craig brings realism to the role,as much as I appreciate this I did find myself switching off throughout,I don’t really care about the story,we all know Bond will prevail in the end so just show us some sexy girls,an original bad guy and some amazing stunts and gadgets.
Now back to the idiots in the cinema,near the end Bond goes to Scotland,a middle age couple start nattering, (Idiot 1 ) Oh look love,its Scotland (Idiot 2) Oh yes,I bet they drove on the A449 to get there (Idiot 1) No dear I think you will find it was the A447..( Idiot 2) Mmmm Yes hun you are right,it’s the A447…I turned round at this point and shoved my fist into their fat faces,blood poured from the hole my fist had just created, everybody started to applaud my actions as they had spoken throughout the movie,I stood up at this point and took a bow,then back to reality and I was fuming with polite english reserve,I am sat there raging with annoyance,Bond has taken a back step,the retards behind me are now the main feature for me,I dream of making a scene but I am scared of how far I might take it if I really lose my shit with them,part of me thinks about shhhing them,but that seems incredibly lady like when I consider doing it,I then consider just asking them to be quiet ? but surely they are aware of where they are,they can not be that retarded,or maybe they can,so I thought the best thing I could do was be very English and hold my tongue and bitch about it on a blog somewhere later…(Here we are)
I prefer my download movies to this public disturbance,the cinema is not an interactive game.