Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) Movie review; Good start but turns bland quicky

The beginning of the movie is ace, everybody knows this story but when you see the house made of sweets at the start you really do think you are in for a ”treat”.

It really surprises me that this movie got the green light, in no way was there enough material to fill a film, it really does turn bland quickly,with that said I don’t think this film was aimed at me,when I look back at movies that I loved as a child they really do seem naff and pointless when I see them now, but as I child I found something very intriguing and entertaining,this movie could fit into that bracket.

Another one (only) for the kids

5/10

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The Company You Keep (2012) Movie review; Redford still has it but the film lacks suspense

This movie should have been great, a journalist smokes out a man in hiding who is wanted for a murder several decades earlier.

The beginning of the film is captivating and you think you are on to a winner, the story teases you into Redford being a sly old fox who is smarter than the rest, just when things start cooking the story just folds and the movie turns into something else,it feels like you get the foreplay, miss out on the sex and go straight to smoking the cigarettes,they really ruined what could have been a superb thriller.

Shia LaBeouf is convincing and is slowly turning the corner after his Transformer days.

Would love to hear what other people thought about this film…

6/10

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G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) Movie review; Macho guns without any bullets

I am not a big fan of these type of movies to begin with so please keep that in mind, Bruce Willis throws in one of his five-minute appearances that he seems to do with every action movie of late, I like the Rock(Dwayne Johnson) but his Arnold impression kind of falls flat, every time he destroys the enemy he delivers a put down which just comes off as naff.

The relationship between Johnson and Channing becomes very camp at times.

As an action flick it does have its moments but in general I found myself turned off after thirty minutes.

Great for kids, not for adults.

4/10

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The West Ham way ……

So with the new season nearly upon us and those dull empty Saturdays nearly a thing of the past, the question needs to be asked; what can we expect from this coming season ?

Our style seems to be topic that most media outlets love to bash us for at the moment,apparently we don’t play ”football”.

If you check the stats from last season Newcastle,Stoke,Reading played more long balls than we did,if you look at the amount of long balls attempted we are about half way down the table, but other teams don’t seem to get a bashing in the same way we do(apart from Stoke), you might say who cares what they say? but they do hold a lot of power in people’s minds.

Last season Robbie Savage dared any West Ham fan to call up to the BBC and tell him when was the last time West Ham played the West Ham way ?, what is the West Ham way ?

Well in my opinion it started in the Bobby Moore era and was last seen at West Ham in the Di Canio days,I remember a quote from Alan Curbishley who was commentating after a match, (we had just beat his Charlton team 5 – 0), he said West Ham were the second best team he had seen all season,he didn’t even try to defend his own team, he just marvelled at West Hams skill,speed and general play.

In the team that day we had the likes of Trevor Sinclair,Joe Cole, Frank Lampard,Michael Carrick and of course Paolo, three of those players went on to win several titles with their prospective clubs and if a lot of West Ham fans were honest, this was the last time West Ham played the West Ham way.

Moving into the present and we are faced with the tag of the non footballing football team, well I think a few home truths need be said, and said again! for the last decade it has been pretty hard to be a West Ham fan, it’s one thing to be beat, but to be beat without a fight really does leave a bad flavour in the mouth, to highlight this period I would have to note the Newcastle away game in the season we went down, I was in Thailand at the time of the match which meant I had to stay up until 4am to watch it on the box,to add more misery I had to catch a flight to Hong Kong at 8am that same morning, after being smashed 5 nil by them I then had an hour or so available for a nap before I needed to leave for the airport, the thing is I could not sleep, I kept thinking about the attitude of our players that night and their performance did not sit well with me.
There is one huge positive since Big Sam has arrived,the players look happy to run through brick walls for him, they look proud to wear the shirt, in turn the fans can walk a little taller and can be sure that whatever the result we will have committment from our team.
Long balls are part of our game now, but I think there is a clear difference from the crash bang wallop attitude of the Wimbledon days, to us, we play the percentages but playing this way is not necessarily a bad thing, if you eliminate a teams ability to hurt you by making sure the ball is going to drop in their danger areas rather than ours,I liken our new team to that of squad from the special forces, we are not running around like headless Rambo’s, we are calculating and powerful and at times we have been outstanding (3-1 against Chelsea) (3-0 Fulham)
I can only see us getting better this year,the biggest positive has gotta be Big Andy Carroll, the man is a monster and is exactly what we missed for the past few seasons, there are so many occasions last season that I felt sorry for the defenders he was against,you could see that redundant expression across their faces, I think this year he will help fire us to a higher place in the league and hopefully a decent cup run, we created a lot of chances last season, a confident Carroll would have converted a lot more and I’m convinced that Sam will have him firing on all cylinders this season.
Predictions for 2013/14 –
League finish – 8th
Star player – Andy Carroll
One to watch out for – Roland Rat
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Assault on Wall street (2013) Movie review; Too many things wrong with this film

This film … is kind of messed up, the idea and story line is great but it has too many things going wrong for it.

The majority of the film is a serious drama about a man who loses everything after the bankers create the crash, the name of movie makes it sound like the next Die hard movie, the makers made a HUGE mistake in naming the film ”Assault on Wall street”it doesn’t reflect the movie (apart from giving away the last ten minutes of the film).

Dominic Purcell is not convincing in my eyes, with his world crashing down all around him his facial expressions do not change from his moments of calm to his moments of madness, either way there was plenty of meat in the this movie but Dominic really fails to chew any of it.

This movie feels like it was made by someone who lost a lot of money via a broker and then turned this into his bitter wet dream.

3/10

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UK spouse immigration rules ‘unjustified’, High Court says

UK spouse immigration rules ‘unjustified’,

High Court says

High Court rejects claims that new UK visa rules are discriminatory and infringe human rights
The judge said it was for the home secretary to decide if any changes should be made to the rules

UK family immigration rules are not unlawful but are “onerous… and unjustified”, the High Court has ruled.

Three claimants had challenged the new measures which set earnings thresholds for people wishing to sponsor the UK visas of spouses coming from abroad.

A judge said the court would not “strike down” the rules, but urged the home secretary to adjust them.

The Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants (JCWI), said the ruling proved they were “disproportionate”.

The Home Office introduced the rules in July 2012 to ease the financial burden of migration on the state.

Under the new family migration policy only British citizens, or those with refugee status, who earn at least £18,600 a year can sponsor their non-European spouse’s visa.

This rises to £22,400 for families with a child, and a further £2,400 for each extra child.

‘Sit up and listen’

The policy had been challenged on the basis that the rules were discriminatory and interfered with Article 8 of the Human Rights Act, the right to a private and family life.

The court concluded that the measures were not unlawful on the basis of discrimination, or due to a conflict with the statutory duty to regard the best interests of children while making visa decisions.

Mr Justice Blake, sitting in London, said it would not be appropriate to “strike down” the financial requirements set out in the rules – which were laid before Parliament in June 2012.

However, he said that the earnings threshold was disproportionate if combined with one of the four other requirements in the rules – for example, an inability to supplement a shortfall in income with savings, unless the savings were over £16,000.

He said that while there may be sound reasons in favour of some of the individual requirements “taken in isolation”, the combination of more than one of the five requirements of the rules was “so onerous in effect as to be an unjustified and disproportionate interference with a genuine spousal relationship”.

The judge also suggested that a more “proportionate financial requirement” might be to reduce the minimum income required of the sponsor alone to about £13,000.

In a written ruling, the judge said it would be “for the secretary of state, if she sees fit, to make such adjustments to the rules as will meet the observations of this judgement”.

The BBC’s legal affairs correspondent Clive Coleman says it is now for Mrs May to decide whether any amendments should be made to the rules to satisfy the requirements of proportionality.

The home secretary has been given permission to appeal.

‘Causing anguish’

Responding to the ruling, a Home Office spokesperson said: “Our family changes were brought in to make sure that spouses coming to live in the UK would not become reliant on the taxpayer for financial support and would be able to integrate effectively. We’re pleased that this judgment supports the basis of our approach.

“We are looking closely at the judgment and its likely impact on the minimum income threshold before we decide how to respond.

“In the meantime, where an applicant does not meet the minimum income threshold and there is no other reason to refuse it, the application will be put on hold.”

JCWI’s legal and policy director, Saira Grant, said that while she was disappointed the financial requirement rule had not been overturned, her organisation was “very pleased that the judiciary has given a clear message that £18,600 is a disproportionately high requirement”.

She said the judge’s comments represented a “clear message to (Home Secretary) Theresa May and she needs to sit up and listen”.

Ms Grant added that the judge’s suggestion of a financial requirement of about £13,000 was a “reasonable, workable figure”, but that people would still lose out.

Meanwhile, a group of MPs and Lords known as the All-Party Parliamentary Group on Migration has called for an independent review of the minimum income requirement.

In a review published last month, it looked at more than 175 cases from families affected by the rules.

Baroness Hamwee, chairwoman of the review and Liberal Democrat home affairs lead in the House of Lords, said the parliamentary group had been “struck by the evidence showing just how many British people have been kept apart from partners, children and elderly relatives”.

“These rules are causing anguish for families and, counter to their original objectives, may actually be costing the public purse,” she said.

The group said thousands of Britons had been unable to bring non-EU spouses to the UK since the minimum earnings requirements were introduced.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23198144

Names you forget …. continued

J.T. Walsh

If you want someone to play an arsehole in a movie J.T Walsh was your man, I am sure he was a lovely man in real life but he did have that knack of being a total prick on the screen, he made movies better, you believed he was a bad apple which only made you root for the good guys more.

It’s remarkable how many hit films he has starred in,it’s a real tribute to the mans ability as an actor.

May he rest in peace.

Highlights

House of Games – Good Morning Vietnam – Tequila Sunrise – The Big picture – Crazy people – The Grifters – True Identity – A few good men – Loaded Weapon 1 – Sling Blade – The Negotiator – Needful things – Breakdown

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Previous names you forget – https://betterthanimbd.wordpress.com/outstanding-actors/

To be continued….

Trance (2013) Movie review; From a trance into a coma

With Danny Boyle directing this film I had high hopes, after Slum dog millionaire & Trainspotting the world has waited in anticipation for his next big hit, well they will have to keep waiting as this movie is a borefest.

James McAvoy continues his bad streak after ”Welcome to the punch”,this film has elements of Boyle’s style but the story tries to be too smart for its own good, there are so many twists and turns that at the half way point I felt dizzy with boredom.

With all good thrillers you have to care about the characters and have an interest in the outcome of the story, Danny Boyle failed on both counts with this effort,I will delete this movie from my memory banks and look forward to Transpotting 2 ( Porno)

4/10

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House of games (1987) Movie review; Should have been a classic

I know if you look at any con movie list this tends to be up there, I enjoyed the movie a lot but it leaves you thinking what if;

* They had a decent budget ( Apparently this was planned to have a big budget and lots of stars but the director opted to make it himself and include his acting friends and not rely on investor’s.)

* They had cast a well-known leading lady.(Lindsay Crouse doesn’t do a bad job but there is no star quality that makes you care too much about her character.)

Joe Mantegna plays the leading con man,with all the money in the world I would not have replaced him with anybody else.

The film is set around the long con and they play it beautifully,I can see why it has a cult following but I can also see why not a lot of people have heard of it.

I recommend this film.

7/10

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