Gravity (2013) Movie review; My date with Sandra Bullock

This movie felt like a date with Sandra Bullock, the atmosphere throughout the date was dead, Sandra looked pale and showed little emotion apart from when she was talking about how depressing her own life was, moments of joy that I tried to take out of the date were filled with heavy breathing and emotional looks, mainly from her, I contemplated making my excuses early and leaving but Sandra insisted that even though the date had been really boring up until now, she in fact knew a story about a boring space girl saving herself, I insisted that the only thing that would her improve her story would be a quick death! … in the end I was praying for this ”date” to end, it just seemed to go on and on, the characters did nothing for me, I felt more for a slug I flushed down the toilet the previous week, only my story about the slug was much more interesting than this film ( Revenge of the killer slugs, coming soon – Summer 2014).

Apart from Bullocks constant panting the only other plus point was the special effects seen in space,

so if you like space special effects,

fill your boots.

5/10

KO

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6 thoughts on “Gravity (2013) Movie review; My date with Sandra Bullock”

  1. hahahha ohhh the slug story made me chuckle.

    I decided to skip this movie after another blogger described it as a metaphor for Bullock’s depression after losing a child. I also didn’t like 2001: A Space Odyssey, and it sounds like the two films share many of the same visual/special effects.

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